Inspired by an article I just read in an old copy of the now-defunct literary magazine Zembla, I’ve jigsawed a poem into being from the most exciting snippets of spam in my Yahoo email – spam email poetry – exploiting what was referred to as:
the curious intersection between the highest and lowest forms of writerly endeavour – spam and poetry.”
I’ve called it Late Night Friend after one of my ‘offers’. I’ve not included obscenities, so that cut down the options a bit too.
Late Night Friend
New private message in your account –
click here profile alert: TALKTALK
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a message from Conde Nast
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Quick question: Do you accept cards?
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Do all the spammers realise their messages will be saved – archived – forever along with all the rest of the internet, and contribute to the social archive of what life is like in the twenty-first century?
I wonder. I wonder a lot about things like this. Being a magpie and all. A collector of things. Words and ideas mainly. And out of date literary magazines that I’ve only just found the time to read, ten years later.
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